Шутка о том, как Венгрия объявляла войну США (во Второй Мировой).

There's the old joke about the Hungarian ambassador handing declaration of war to the US Secretary of State Cordell Hull:
Hull: "Why would the Republic of Hungary declare war against us?"
Ambassador: "We are a kingdom not a republic."
Hull: "Your king approved this?"
Ambassador: "We have no king, we are ruled by a regent, Admiral Horthy."
Hull: "You are ruled by your navy? How big is it?"
Ambassador: "We have no navy, we are a landlocked country."
Hull: "So why do you want to fight us, do you have territorial claim against the USA?"
Ambassador: "We have no claim against you, only against Romania."
Hull: "Are you also declaring war on Romania?"
Ambassador: "No, Romania is our ally."