Buckethead's Toy Store
Buckethead
In this poor universe
of stellar galactic flying tounges
and feeble flourescent fireflies,
a seemingly doomed and dismal future is approaching nearer and nearer...
Unless the force of cruelty can be conquered
by an influx of FUN
designated by a monster shipping of dolls,
robots, and toys made by Japanese technicians
dedicated to unbelievable,
colorful novelty,
and delivered exclusively to Buckethead's Toy Store,
a True Wonderland of Joy.
Even Rude Ralph agrees.