A particularly bad spate of bombings, hijackings and snake attacks aboard airline flights has crippled the air travel industry in Shaylion. The government has convened to discuss possible ways of improving airport security.
The Debate

1."It's a no-brainer," says Emily Barry, frisking you as you enter the meeting. "Put police officers on every flight, armed and ready to deal with those blasted sky pirates! It's deterrence and protection wrapped up in one. If anyone so much as says the word 'bomb' they'd better watch out!"

2."You want to put people with GUNS on aeroplanes?!" asks Jacob Eliot, a security guard at Renee Dimitrov International Airport. "And at the taxpayers' expense to boot? For the love of Violet, keep the police out of this! Airport security should remain in private hands! Think realistically for a moment: government priorities change all the time but companies are in it for profit. Bombings are BAD for business! We don't LET them happen! So just... butt out will you? I'm not losing my job to a flatfoot!"

3."We don't need no copper protectin' us! We can look after our own hides!" laughs Buffy Golden, president of the Shaylion City Rifle and Revolver Association. "Air flight passengers should be allowed to carry concealed weapons. If one of them terrorists thinks he's gonna walk all over Shaylion like he owns the place then he's got another thing coming, ha!"

4."I only wanted to tour Actaea for a few w-weeks," wails Roger Wong, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"

5."Let's just ban all planes!" shouts Hillary Chen, prodding you angrily in the chest. "Bombings and terrorist attacks aren't the only problems these things cause! The aeroplane is one of the worst pollutants mankind has ever created! They're loud, they're ugly, and they burn fuel like there's no tomorrow! There are more environment-friendly ways to travel than by plane even if they are slower! Much slower. But cleaner!"
Столько вариантов ответа... Кому-нибудь попадалось нечто похожее?

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Мне кажется интересным 3-й вариант, но чую какой-то подвох.