After minority student Harry Nguyen was refused admission to a traditional, prestigious college, civil rights activists, conservatives, and teachers are up in arms about affirmative action and ethnic equality in education.

"I think you'll find there's actually no problem here," observes conservative speaker and hair care product salesperson Bruce Ruff. "A student wants to go to a particular school, but lacks the grades. Clearly, he should have studied harder in school. But oh, because he's a so-called minority, it's everyone else's fault. I'm sorry, but the system is working perfectly well: What gets you into a good school is merit alone.
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.