families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.

2."I'm almost inclined to agree," muses Ivan James, a nearby firefighter. "People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it's also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let's just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn't worry people if it's the difference between life and death after all."

Upon arriving at your desk early this morning, you were stunned to find there weren't any dilemmas to resolve.