...Ban all drugs immediately!
4."Also alcohol!" screams protesting teetotaler Louis McGuffin. "Hey, don't forget smoking," mutters Howard Shiomi from behind an oxygen mask, "They're as debilitating as the "harder" drugs, if not more so. We'll just have to work harder to shut down bootleggers and butt-leggers."
Заманчивое предложение, но боюсь за последствия))