“Preposterous, who wants a human husband or wife anyway? All they do is nag, lounge about, and lie all the time,” rebuffs IT specialist Trinity Tron from under your desk, as she upgrades your Wi-Fi router. “What we really need are artificial mates who truly understand us and can fulfill our every want and desire. You should just transfer funds from all those worthless welfare programs and into the tech industry so we can finally have the perfectly programmed partners we deserve.”