Last week, a jaywalking man was hit by a truck in a busy intersection. He lay there for seventeen hours before a policeman tripped over him and brought him to jail for loitering.

A large, silent mass of people have staged a sit-in around the government buildings in 무궁화 to protest noise pollution.
The Debate

The leader of the protest, Sy Lance, slips a handwritten letter across your desk. It reads: "The noise level in this city has become simply unbearable. I cannot walk down the street without having my delicate auditory faculties assaulted! For the sake of Rex Ventorum's hearing, you must enact stricter noise pollution laws. I implore you!"

"WHAT?! YOU WANT TO BAN NOISE?! WELL, SOME OF US AREN'T OVERSENSITIVE! WE LIKE NOISE!" bellows a local construction worker. "I DON'T BUST MY HUMP WORKING DAY IN AND DAY OUT JUST TO HAVE THESE SISSIES TELL ME I NEED TO KEEP IT DOWN! WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS WE WANT, WHATEVER THE TIME, WHEREVER THE PLACE!"

Hello everyone in NS. I'm looking to set a record for the most upvoted dispatch in NS which is currently held by Ponderosa's guide to a wiki style factbook which sits at 497 upvotes. Let's beat that now and set a new record.
Are you with me?

HeroistHello HW. I'm looking to set a record for the most morale which is currently held by Jinhai who sits at 1164 morale. Let's beat that now and set a new record.
Are you with me?

1164

Arandorздоровье улучшится, если запретить курение?

Героист, за 500 репок я баню Ревня, Небка, Мортулуса, Мента и ты будешь первым. Или вторым.

Но я не гоняюсь за уровнем репутации...

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