Зависит от того, какие у тебя налоги в стране, я думаю.

MentНапомните, кто-то выбирал такой вариант? Он сильно всё меняет? )

Тонкая шутка, Мент.

Taking advantage of your limited military capacity, the remote nation of Wezeltonia has invaded one of your distant overseas territories, the Sea wolf Isles. They claim sovereignty over the islands, despite Steelmen's colonialists having lived there for generations. An emergency meeting has been convened to discuss the matter.

Знал же, что в Актее нельзя забивать на военку.

Добавлено через 5 часов 7 минут

Following new legislation in Steelmen, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it never works every time.

Following new legislation in Steelmen, Steelmen is building an army to protect its overseas territories.

Defense forces: -6 -----> - 4

Йей! Приветствуем Сива в клубе милитаристов!

Я поехал опять... теперь в другую сторону

The Great Water was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".

political freedoms 32 -> 66
corruption 28 -> -4

это три ишьюхи применились одновременно

political freedoms 32 -> 66

Мои последние ишью на повышение политических свобод повышали данный показатель ровно на единичку и теперь мы с тобой на равных.

SiverfaleМои последние ишью на повышение политических свобод повышали данный показатель ровно на единичку и теперь мы с тобой на равных.

Причём ни у тебя, ни у меня в стране нет выборов. Политическиесвободы-66.

Но я не запрещал выборов. Единственная причина, по которой их может не быть - отсутствие правительства которое нужно выбирать.

ВНЕЗАПНО.

The Issue

Upon arriving at your desk early this morning, you were stunned to find there weren't any dilemmas to resolve.

The Debate

"Well it's not surprising, is it?" pipes up Jean-Paul Dredd from your entourage. "Every day, you expect the people of Kittypink to come to you with their problems. Would it hurt you, for once, to go out and ask them what they want you to do?"

Accept

"They've given up!" grumbles Margaret Pushkin, ever the pessimist, "and I don't blame them. All these decisions, made with the best of intentions, and they always go wrong. From tax code reform to that incident with Brasilistan, nothing ever goes quite the way it should. Just give up, and let someone else call the shots for once."

Accept

"Nonsense!" trills the annoyingly chirpy Tim Brown, pirouetting around your office. "There's just nothing left to fix. Yes, Leader, that's right. It's perfect. Kittypink, Kittypinkians, you. All perfect."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

From tax code reform to that incident with Brasilistan, nothing ever goes quite the way it should.

Не, с Бразилистаном у меня всё пошло лучше некуда, а ишью про налоговый кодекс никогда не приходило, Император защитил.

А мне про Бразилистан в Розовокотье не приходило ничего.

71 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kittypink, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.

Что выросло, не знаю, давно не проверялась.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.

Ха, а в тексте это гораздо веселее смотрится.

Health workers are frequently being ignored by people when recommending vaccinations against common illnesses. When these people subsequently become ill they require expensive emergency care. To correct this situation, many health experts are lobbying for mandatory vaccinations.
The Debate

1. Stefanie Lopez, a pro-vaccination taxpayer, says "If a doctor thinks a vaccination is good for you then you should have it. All these people turning them down are know-it-alls that are wasting my tax money. Or they're really afraid of needles."

2. Finlay James, who recently refused a vaccination, says that vaccines must remain completely optional: "Anything else is a breach of human rights. Doctors are not always right!" she says. "I'm perfectly capable of deciding what is best for my body!"

3. Ethel Utopia, Champignons's leading expert on health spending, suggests a third way. "Leave vaccines optional but make free health care conditional on having them. That way people get to choose, and it will help ease the load on our national healthcare budget."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Не слушаются врачей -- следовательно врачебная помощь им не нужна. Вроде разумно )

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted
Close the borders to immigration


У Арца такой есть.

"This only proves that battleships are obsolete," concludes George W. Build after watching the newest Star Trek movie, "Drakkoshka needs weapons to combat the problems of the 23rd, I mean 21st century. We need to start research and development of an interstellar fleet or we'll be left behind in the arms race against... I dunno Klingons?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Не удержалась.

ДраккошкаНе удержалась.

О, это совсем новенькое ишью #424, его даже в списке пока нет.
Мне тоже приходило совсем недавно, я дочитал до последнего варианта, и понял, что выбор очевиден.

Не удержалась.

На Азтоксе такой же вариант взял )