И не говори.

I. Should Democracy Be Compulsory?
3. "This raises an interesting issue," says Thomas Sato, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"

II. Nazi Sympathizers Plan Rally
2. "It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner John de Jong. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is."

III. Nudists Demand Time In Sun
3. "Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Colin Utopia. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"

IV. Genetics Brings New Life to Extinct Species
2. "This is a sacrilege!" says religious leader Jennifer Bronte. "These animals are extinct because God wants them dead. Cloning them would merely incur his wrath! If we proceed down this path, it'll be humans, not the feather-bellied tiger, who will be extinct."

А что, в Актею обратно никто не хочет? Только я там хикканствую?

Но как же собственный ламповый ХВ-регион...

Ну то есть, не просто тыкать в первый показавшийся забавным ответ в ишью а, собственно, рандомить.