the virgin triple a garbage
- game released in multiple languages, none of them have good writing or an engaging story, written in boring Latin letters
- giant studio with hundreds of employees that all have their own ideas and none of them are good
- half of the budget is spend on pointless graphic bling bling
- awful "orchestral" soundtrack purchased from some bland music company
- no coherent art style, everything is supposed to be as "realistic" as possible
- overpriced and full of microtransactions, no content yet takes hundreds of precious gigabytes off of your HDD
- no Cirno

THE CHAD ZUN MASTERPIECE
+ game is Japanese only, developer hasn't spoken a single word English in his life, god tier writing in aesthetic symbols
+ calls his one man studio company because he's too humble to admit that he's the mastermind and sole man behind everything
+ perfect, unique soundtrack composed by the God himself
+ didn't spend a penny on graphics, drew everything himself on his 30 year old Japan only PC
+ iconic character designs that have inspired millions of fan drawings
+ 15 humble schekels, only wants money to buy himself a nice Nippon beer, game install size is smaller than Steam
+ Cirno

I'm pretty sure working in retail has a bigger, negative effect on my sanity than any game I've ever played.

- Choke me
- That turns you on?
- No, I just want to die.

People say vampires are cold, for me they are really hot.

I think the best part of Dark Jeanne is that apparently becoming evil removes most of a girl's clothes, makes her thiccer, and ups her cup size by a couple of letters.

I mean, that's a pretty good deal for renouncing God, I'd say.

There is no life after Trails. And you've in fact just peaked.