The Issue
Following the ban on cars, a criminal alliance dominated by Olympic-class sprinters has sprung up, resulting in hundreds of running footwear shops being robbed. Shaylion's police force has requested that they be allowed to ride Rats as a substitute for their inability to chase these athletic thugs on foot.
The Debate
"It's brilliant, if you ask me," says portly Police Chief Hope Christmas while enjoying a doughnut break. "Chasing criminals on foot is so tiresome now that we can't have our cars. If the government allowed Mounties, the entire process would be so much easier. We wouldn't even need to put handcuffs on suspects, since we'd just trample 'em down!"
"It's a good idea, but we can solve this using a much more direct approach," muses a tanned off-duty cop. "I mean, why bother with animals when you can still allow cars? I agree cars should be banned for the public, but we policemen need them. Besides, it's MUCH more fun to run over criminals with cars than Rats."
"You wimps are a disgrace!" bellows lycra-clad gym instructor Zack Nagasawa. "You don't need cars or Rats to keep up. It's about time someone whipped the lot of you into shape. Give me four hours a day with these pansies and I'll have them catching criminals in no time at all. Now drop and give me twenty!"
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Суперское ишью я так понял предлагают ездить на крысах. Этож какого они размера там у меня?