You're just making me like Albert more. Back off before his sharingan saber strike takes your boy down.

Alexander is an HGH freak on a Segway. Albert has two swords so he technically attacks 4 times. Alexander has NO swords. Now I'm not a mathematician, but last time I checked 14 multiplied by no swords equals LAME.

Albert is comfortable with his sexuality and collects only the rarest and most premium doujins. He shops at the best stores and has the trendiest body pillows. They are freshly starched and immaculate.

Alexander rubs Cool Water samples from magazines on himself instead of showering. Alexander spanks it to the JC Penneys catalog into an old gym sock.

I see, since Albert has two swords he attacks four times. So since Alexander's chariot is pulled by 3 dragons and he has a spear, he actually attacks 56 times.

Also I asked my math professor and he said your calculations are incorrect. It is actually 4 attacks multiplied by 0 spears and 0 dragons equals worthless vial fodder.

...You didn't deny the Cool Water samples and old gym sock.

Ahem leans into mic clears throat

Wrong.

didn't realize alexander was trump

i guess the hair is kinda similar

Alexander: Can't hit face

Alexander prefers to fight people who can hit back.