Death flag The point where a person's death becomes highly probable or unavoidable, due to something that he or she has just said or done. May also refer to the phrase or action itself. Ways to make a death flag: - achieve 999 straight victories - teach your pupil everything you know - propose to someone before going to war - get seriously wounded and tell your mates you'll be "fine" - invite a detective to your next family reunion on an island - reassure a small child that no enemy has attacked your city in 100 years - point out the glaring lack of giant parasitic wasp swarms in your current life
"Gee, you know, the only thing that could ruin this great wedding right now is a giant swarm of parasitic wasps."
Однажды, пребывая в хорошем настроении, мудрец подумал, "вот бы каждый день смотреть аниме, играть в видео-игры и ничего другого не делать", а потом вспомнил в каком гнилом мире он живет и приуныл.
Traps and pitfalls fill our daily lives. And sometimes, those traps lead to the depths of hell. But it's amazing how happy things can be, once you've fallen far enough.